1. If the dog has just come in after being outside for two hours playing in a 17 acre wonderland, why does he persist in vomiting on the living room rug?
2. Why, if an item is stated as being one size fits all, does it not? I refer here particularly to hats. I love them but I have a very massive head. One size only fits pinheads.
3. When, if ever, will the Western Force win a Super 15 rugby title? I'm very impatient and I'm tired of waiting.
4. If we can send a man to the moon and communicate with people on the other side of the world in an instant, why cant we have chocolate that is low fat, good for you and tastes good?
5. Why do my tights always get a hole in them when I don't have a spare pair?
6. Why do dogs - Princess Poppy in particular - feel the need to roll in poo straight after a bath? Ot at all for that matter.
7. Is it necessary for people to do that *check in* thing on Facebook? Every time they go some place? Speaking of which how do writers ever get anything done if they spend all day on such sites, chatting to their writer *friends*? They must have some secret I don't know about which makes me very jealous.
8. Why do builders/tradesman say they are going to turn up at a certain time then don't turn up at all. Why do they get all narky if you call them on it?
9. Why do people feel the need to post reviews on Amazon that rip a book to shreds? Yes, we all have an opinion but we also have feelings. Are they jealous that said book is selling? Have they ever written a book? Does it make them feel important?
10. What happens to emails that never get there? If I go to cyberspace one day, will I find them? I'd love to get a few *lost* ones back.
11. Why do appliances always break down one day after the warranty has expired?
12. Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery or simply a subtle way to send the imitatee bonkers?
13. Why do people keep clothes they haven't worn for 30 years and probably don't fit them anymore? Are they hoping to go to a lot of eighties nights or do they just like shoulder pads and choose life tshirts?
14. Nirvana were a brilliant band but did anyone, seriously, understand any of Kurt Cobain's lyrics?
15. Why is it cheaper to fly to Europe and Asia than it is to go to Melbourne? If they want us to take holidays in australia, something should really be done.
16. Why do people always ask me, after reading my stories, is my work autobiographical? Uh, hello, people. I've never tried speed or heroin or had sex in a cupboard and last time I looked, my husband wasn't a multimillionaire with abs of steel. How about we get with the program. Its fiction.
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